I love making fat puns about the state of Axl Rose. I did so on a recent nerdist podcast and then somebody made this off of my favorite one.
Here’s some more. Or as FATAXL would say “here’s s’more”:
- “Take me down to Paradise City, I heard their HOMETOWN BUFFET is the best one.”
- “What happened to my body? Oh, Let’s just say I had a Spaghetti Incident”
- “I’ve been dancing with Mr. Coldstone.”
- “Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip Child O’ Mine”
- “Welcome to the Jungle we got chicken wings!”
- “Thanksgivings here, that means NOVEMBER GAIN for me! LOL!”
- Wow, Axl doesn’t look so good…looks like he’s knock knock knocking on heavens door.
- “Yoooouuu could EAT Pie-E-ie!”
- “Rocket Dairy Queen”
- Clearly he has an Appetite for Destruction…and Combos.
(image by patty marvel)
I would add
- Lost In the Olive Garen of Eden
- “Welcome to the jungle, baby! You’re gonna have pie!”
- Estranged (From good nutrition)
- Take me down to the Shaved Ice City
- Fried ?!*@ Like a Suicide
- Used to Love Her (But I Had to Eat Her)