August242012
jonahray:

I love making fat puns about the state of Axl Rose. I did so on a recent nerdist podcast and then somebody made this off of my favorite one.
Here’s some more. Or as FATAXL would say “here’s s’more”: 

“Take me down to Paradise City, I heard their HOMETOWN BUFFET is the best one.”
“What happened to my body? Oh, Let’s just say I had a Spaghetti Incident”
“I’ve been dancing with Mr. Coldstone.”
“Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip Child O’ Mine”
“Welcome to the Jungle we got chicken wings!”
“Thanksgivings here, that means NOVEMBER GAIN for me! LOL!”
Wow, Axl doesn’t look so good…looks like he’s knock knock knocking on heavens door.
“Yoooouuu could EAT Pie-E-ie!”
“Rocket Dairy Queen”
Clearly he has an Appetite for Destruction…and Combos.

(image by patty marvel)

I would add
- Lost In the Olive Garen of Eden
- “Welcome to the jungle, baby!  You’re gonna have pie!”
- Estranged (From good nutrition)
- Take me down to the Shaved Ice City
- Fried ?!*@ Like a Suicide
- Used to Love Her (But I Had to Eat Her)

jonahray:

I love making fat puns about the state of Axl Rose. I did so on a recent nerdist podcast and then somebody made this off of my favorite one.

Here’s some more. Or as FATAXL would say “here’s s’more”: 

  • “Take me down to Paradise City, I heard their HOMETOWN BUFFET is the best one.”
  • “What happened to my body? Oh, Let’s just say I had a Spaghetti Incident”
  • “I’ve been dancing with Mr. Coldstone.”
  • “Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chip Child O’ Mine”
  • “Welcome to the Jungle we got chicken wings!”
  • “Thanksgivings here, that means NOVEMBER GAIN for me! LOL!”
  • Wow, Axl doesn’t look so good…looks like he’s knock knock knocking on heavens door.
  • “Yoooouuu could EAT Pie-E-ie!”
  • “Rocket Dairy Queen”
  • Clearly he has an Appetite for Destruction…and Combos.

(image by patty marvel)

I would add

- Lost In the Olive Garen of Eden

- “Welcome to the jungle, baby!  You’re gonna have pie!”

- Estranged (From good nutrition)

- Take me down to the Shaved Ice City

- Fried ?!*@ Like a Suicide

- Used to Love Her (But I Had to Eat Her)

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